Social commitments

I drove with my wife to a cousin's baby shower last Saturday, and brought some good books along so I could disappear until the shower was over. Unfortunately for me, part way through the shower my wife found me and assigned me to take photos of the gift opening. She still has not apologized for this.

I had my subversive fun though. One gift turned out to be a "Jesus loves me" porcelain bank. I had to think about that one for a moment before leaning down to whisper to an aunt, "Jesus saves!" That got my aunt giggling for a good thirty seconds.