Audrey Seiler

Seiler, in case you've forgotten already, is the University of Wisconsin student who made herself infamous by disappearing for a few days and subsequently claiming to have been abducted. Her abduction claims fell completely apart when store surveillance photography showed her purchasing the props (e.g. duct tape) for her abduction tale during the time she was missing. Prosecutors allege that Seiler was trying to regain the attentions of an ex-boyfriend.

Anyway, a friend of mine observed today that "Madison's faked abductions are down one hundred percent since Ms. Seiler left town!"

To which a coworker of his deadpanned, "Well you know, most fake abductions go unreported."